Bad Atheist Rap

Here's my full Bad Atheist Rap in Tweet form:

I am an #Atheist

I don't believe in #gods

All 3000 of'em

You can give'em to the dogs

#BadAtheistRap 1/5

#Yahweh, #Allah, 

#Zeus & #Odin too,

None can be proven

So none are likely true

#BadAtheistRap 2/5

#Science has evidence

Checked by peer groups

#Evolution says we came 

From primordial soups

#BadAtheistRap 3/5

It took billions of years

To climb up from the goo

We Adapted, We changed, 

Natural selection picked a few

#BadAtheistRap 4/5

Our ancestors are common

With Gorillas & Chimps 

But somewhere down the line

Humans turned into Pimps!

#BadAtheistRap 5/5